I wrote this after briefly describing such a scenario to talithan over skype! The ending of this is slightly different, but it's also about three and a half thousand words longer than the other version.

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Gen | 3,749 words | PG
(On AO3)
Fresh out of their first year at Hogwarts, Pansy Parkinson and her friends suffer through her sister's debutante ball, until they don't. Warnings for underage drinking and one-sided Pansy/Draco (pining).

( The cooling charms on the Parkinson's estate are old, powerful, and starting to go a little patchy. The knots of chatting adults are beginning to flush, though whether it's from the alcohol or the penetrating summer heat is uncertain.Collapse )

Done spamming for today. Phew.
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Petstuck, once again for the kink meme though there's no sex at all in it. Petstuck AU, which means trolls are sentient-ish animals. This is not a fic about adressing everything that is wrong with owning sentient beings and activism to save their asses, those have been written already. It’s early days in troll ownership yet and not a lot is known about them.

Jade accidentally adopts a young, orphaned troll, much against the wishes of her long-suffering boyfriend. Horrible cuteness ensues.

( 'Bec,' Jade asks very patiently, like the totally understanding dog lady she is, 'why is there a baby troll riding you like a pony?'Collapse )

Half of the fic is humor and fluff and snarky dialogue (the snarky dialogue continues into the porn, tbh) (...in SPACE!! not that this is very plot-relevant. XD) The pairings are a big clusterfuck of overlapping two- and threesomes between Jade, Dave, Karkat, John and Terezi.

(the quadrant grid looks something like. uh. (john♦jade)♥karkat, terezi♥/♠karkat♥/♠dave, (john♠terezi)♣karkat, karkat♥jade♥dave etcetera etcetera. It's ridiculous.)

I love this 'verse. Might do more with it at a later date, idk. This fic is really just me catering to my poly needs in the most fun gratuitious way I could.

Also contains double penetration and recuperacoon sex. (that's basically a vat of goo that trolls sleep in, for those not up to date on homestuck lingo. XD)

( I would advise you to get your grubby claws off the gravity controls before I get to you, Mister Blueberry Surprise!Collapse )

Porn, for the Kink Meme. "Nepeta/Karkat, size kink, xeno. Large and powerful hunter Nepeta rutting into small but tough Karkat. THIS IS ALL THAT I WANT!" Characters are adults post-ascension. Nepeta is a nice and fluffy top. Also some animal roleplay and cat puns everywhere because even adult and muscly, Nepeta is always Nepeta. XD

3300 words.

( He just knows that Nepeta has been growing like a midblood, fast and hard, and either he's growing slow like a highblood (hah) or he's done already. And this should piss him off, and it vaguely does, even now, but they were having such a nice time reminiscing and then he tripped in the dark and she caught him, sure and effortless, and it was like every romcom ever *only he was the heroine*. ...The ensuing makeouts he blames on the alcohol.Collapse )

TEAM SEVEN REUNION

EVERYONE IS FLIRTING WITH EVERYONE

FUCK THE SIDELINES AND MISS NICE HEALER, SAKURA WILL FIGHT ALONGSIDE THEM KICKING ASS AS A TEAM

I. I'm so happy. T^T I need to dance around my room for a minute brb.

ok back.( Read more...Collapse )

Wow, it's the end of May. Can someone tell me when that happened?

Once again, I've got waay too many things on my plate because I have no will power and all the comms are far too shiny to pass up. So this is a note for you (and me) to show that I do, in fact, have the intention of writing stuff sometime soonish.

My summer thus far:

May 24 - holmestice submission deadline
As soon as possible - Rockstar!Jensen fundraiser story
Also as soon as possible - Dragon!Jared fundraiser story
Any time from now till June 21 - intoabar posting
Sometime in mid-June - spnspringfling submission deadline
June 30 - spn_summergen submission deadline
August 1 - abo_bigbang draft deadline
August 2 - spn_j2_bigbang posting date with the absolutely wonderful petite_madame

I MAKE AWESOME CHOICES.

Also, my anime con is next week and I'm going more than slightly mad getting costume stuff done, so there's not much getting done writing wise as a result. When I show you the pictures, I swear you will agree that this is a legitimate excuse.

I'll see everyone in a couple of weeks!